Too much like work. It's not very relaxing!
Because hiking is not often conducted indoors or in colder times of the year (at least, not for us).
It effects her differently than it does you. There’s makeup and stuff.
Restaurant Closing time
Closing time for the only restaurant close by is inconvenient.
You Get Rushed
Because #4, you get rushed and miss wonderful natural attractions and moments that you otherwise would enjoy. You cannot run and chat at the same time.
Hills that you MUST climb!
What goes down, must come back up. Also, if #4 applies, there is added difficulty and stress
Chances are at the end of the day, you are expecting to get some... well 😉❤️! And you have almost killed her trying to get back in time for dinner. (Obviously, we could single this down to 1 reason..)